![]() ![]() While you wait for the waiter, at that moment, are you not also the waiter? 2) Interesting But Also Kind Of Sad High Thoughts That Will Break Your Brain 1) It’s Waiters All The Way Down Write them down, send them in, and maybe next time they’ll be on this list. If you say, “Whoa!”, “Hmmm,” or “Far out!”, congrats and welcome to the club - your notions have reached the next level. How do you know if you’ve had a high thought of your own? You can recognize it by the emotional reaction you have. High thoughts are ideas that provide a different perspective on the mundane facts and activities of regular life. That’s when high thoughts start to occur. With only one or two puffs, your thoughts become more flexible and more creative. One of the many wonderful features of marijuana is its ability to take your brain places it’s never been before - not literally, of course, but you get the picture. To tide you over, keep you entertained, and help you identify when inspiration arrives, we’ve collected some of our favorite high thoughts of all time. Not sure whether you’ve had the privilege of your own stellar musings? Trust us, you’ll know when it happens. You, George Orwell and the Beatles would've all been homies.Ĥ2. You could hundo percent run Amanda Bynes' social media account.While we can’t get enough of the disconnect from reality that THC brings to the table or the medicinal properties of CBD, one of our favorite parts of the marijuana experience is the high thoughts that pop into our heads during a particularly entertaining smoke sesh. yet life is also very stressful.Ĥ0. You swear you can feel the earth rotating.Ĥ1. HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.Ģ3. Watching "Requiem for a Dream" prevents any sleep later that night.Ģ4. You thought betting on the “Blazers” would be a lock because of, like, universal energy, despite the fact that Lamarcus Aldridge and Lillard were both out.Ģ5. Cartoons have once again became the highlight of your life.Ģ7. You can put peanut butter on anything, and it’ll taste bomb.Ģ9. You can’t believe someone invented the fork.ģ0. Thinking about mayonnaise makes you want to vomit…ģ1. .But you suddenly need to make a turkey sandwich with ample, ample, amounts of mayo.ģ2. .Then you realize you forgot to eat it.ģ6. Come to think of it, all of outer space, man.ģ7. You unearth the depths of your own culinary skills.ģ8. You discovered you’re a freestyle rapper.ģ9. You realized you do not have a f*cking care in the world. ![]() Fewer slide tackles.ġ8. Kramer from "Seinfeld" was definitely a stoner, man.Ģ2. Harry CHRONIC Jr. Woaaaah, far out.ġ1. You momentarily forgot how to read an analog clock…ġ2. .Like, you confused the big hand with the little hand.ġ3. Listening to Taylor Swift makes you feel guilty about being high.ġ4. You woke up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.ġ5. You’re incapable of sending/receiving texts - and also can't find your phone.ġ6. But you’re better at FIFA in this state. Your high epiphanies are no different, except, ultimately, they might not be so "vital." In the spirit of 4:20, here are 42 realizations you'll only stumble upon while high.ġ. You know, man, money isn’t everything.Ģ. But, in all fairness, you spend a lot of f*cking money on weed.ģ. You suddenly realize, for some strange reason, that Bill Murray is one of your favorite actors.Ĥ. Believe it or not, aluminum can’t get microwaved.ĥ. You’ll finish all your work assignments tomorrow…ĩ. You can’t believe people invented bridges, man. ![]() Use the plot from "The Big Lebowski," for instance. That sh*t was super confusing, but it was also vital. Very important, man, even if they don't necessarily make any sense. And while these realizations might be weird, even disturbing, perchance – they're important. Each high is different.Īll the same, you're bound to come to realizations about yourself and the world – regardless of your high's individual essence. Other times, you might exhale, and feel paranoid about everyone in the room watching (and whispering about) you. Sometimes you'll hit the bong and feel worry free. It can even give sh*tty basketball players the impression that they're good at basketball.Īt the same time, it's important to remember that everyone's experience with marijuana is unique. It can make television docudramas, on Lifetime Movie Network, popcorn-worthy. I mean, a little weed can make super high-strung people as "chill" as the Fonz with a syringe full of horse tranquilizer in his upper cheek. And for the most part, after a few puffs, you'll enjoy your stay. Welcome to the wacky world of mind-altering substances. That's the nature of pot, at least from what I've heard: It changes you. Regardless of when you first tried pot – whether that was in high school, in the stall of one of the bathrooms, or in college to the soundtrack of some Wiz Khalifa – there's a good chance, from that point on, your life changed forever. ![]()
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